Sin Island

So yesterday I took a couple of kids that I nanny for to the water park for the entire day, and as I looked around at the screaming masses of children peeing in the water and generally being annoying, I came up with my most brilliant idea EVER: “Sin Island” (c), a very adult water park for grownups only.

On Sin Island (c), admission would be given only to those 18 years old and up, the dress code would be topless to preferably nude, and after 10pm, we’d kick out all the kids under 21 and open up the bars. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “but Teresa, a bunch of naked drunk people on waterslides doesn’t sound safe.” Well, you’re right, which is why every guest at Sin Island (c) would have a passcard that would only allow them to purchase one drink an hour, and the price of admission would cover only 4 drinks, one every hour from 10pm to 2am when the park closed. We’d have a spectacular light show, a DJ spinning awesome club music, fireworks, good food, and the best part: raging waterslides tossing naked, slightly buzzed people around all night long.

I think it would be a big hit. Now all I need is some venture capital.