Monkey to man.

Tonight, we had a bit of tomfoolery at midnight breakfast, which is that fabulous thing the night before finals when the deans serve us pancakes at midnight! This time, though, the hilight was my extraordinarily hairy friend Daniel Rozenholtz wearing the gorilla suit from his play (aptly titled Gorilla) and monkeying around. Below you will find the story in pictures.

Dan shows off his threatening monkey posture.

Dan harasses Alex and Mike.

Da Monkey serves himself a plate.

A-CHOO!

I MOCK you with my monkey pants!

ASPC Prez Cieran Rockwell (a.k.a. “His Supreme and Utter Hottttttt-ness”) and his friend have ticks. Dan can smell them.

Cieran: I’ve been waiting my entire life to be kissed by a monkey!

The monkey, protesting the absence of banannas at midnight breakfast, resorts to eating nits off of fellow students.

Should Dan ever decide to run for office, this will be his campaign poster. The caption will read: Rosenholtz, he doesn’t monkey around!

Monkeys eat pancakes?

Monkeys eat politely?