Mullets and Peer Pressure. Why?

In high school, my friend Mikaela had an unnatural obsession with mullets. She told me with great pride that when a woman had a mullet, it was called a “fe-mullet”, when a child had one, it was called a “chullet” and when a bald guy had one, it was called a “skullet.” Mikaela was right, mullets are generally funny - until they happen to you.

See, Andy has a friend, a rather attractive friend as it so happens. Today in the dining hall, this friend walked in with a rather unfortunate mullet where his long hair used to be. Keep in mind that this guy is usually very nice looking, so a mullet on him was particularly devastating. And it became even more devastating when Andy started saying how cool mullets are and how he wanted to grow one and live in a trailer park in Utah.

Now, I know he’s probably not serious - but all jokes are composed of at least 30% truth. So I’m begging you, friend of Andy’s who (for now) shall remain nameles, please, remove your mullet for my sake - if not for your own, before my boyfriend actually does get serious about this whole mullet/Utah thing.