Let UP ALREADY PEOPLE!!!

Dude, this is why I hate the tabloids. The freakin’ paparazzi followed Jordan Bratman (the luckiest man on earth) around as he was looking for engagement rings for Christina Aguilera (sex goddess) and then published the news before he got a chance to pop the question.

Hell, it’s not a matter of privacy. I honestly don’t give a shit whether the whole world knows that they’re engaged, but let him freakin’ pop the question to her so that she can be suprised and elated like every other woman getting proposed to.

Oh that she were a lesbian though!