Memories of College: Good, Bad, Bittersweet

- Sending Andy that Liquid Generation sabotage about illegal music downloads.

- Moshing around Lawry C-Tower with Coty Meibeyer singing Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone.”

- Making Fraser do a beer bong.

- Giggling with Michelle over how I’m going to steal her away from Aris.

- “I’ve started referring to you as my girlfriend. Don’t let it go to your head or anything.”

- Debbie & Jules calling me “Rachmaninioff” (due to the strength of my massaging fingers), fighting to be first.

- Topless body shots.

- Taking pictures of Debbie’s foot while we pregame in her room.

- Making gnocci for Esther.

- “I love you too, but let’s talk about it later. I have to finish this calculus problem.”

- Being randomly kissed by Wig B guys. Randomly kissing Wig 2 guys.

- Giving Prometheus his cock at long last.

- Drinking with Esther, Susan, Elizabeth and Issac until 11am the first night we all met.

- Overdressing with Lauren Capp.

- Me: It’s a good thing Evan’s not taller. Good looking tall guys are all jackasses.
Alex: I’m not a jackass.
Me: You’re not all that good looking.

- Kidnapping Kojo and not telling Cieran.

- Professor Meza initiating Peter, Katie and I into the cult of the sidewalk cat.

- “I know you’re cheating on my sweet pea-ness.”

- Calling Peter Marks an overachiever.

- “Because you are my brown-eyed girl,” and other similarly sweet things Mark once said to me.

- Dan Rosenholtz dressed as a gorilla at midnight breakfast.

- The elliptical machine at Rains Center.

- Creaky steering wheels/asses.

- “I don’t chase girls because they have cooties. I chase them because they have cooters.”

- Sumo Wrestling.

- Mark Harley begging me to slap him as hard as I can, then forcibly picking my nose and wiping it on Zach Greeman.