Bittorrent, saviour of my L Word addiction!

I admit it! I’m addicted to The L Word. I can’t get enough of Bette and Tina’s feud over Bette’s affair with Candace. Meanwhile, Bette doesn’t know Tina is pregnant through their second attempt at artificial insemenation.

The chemistry between Dana and Alice is about to hit the breaking point despite their best attempts to “take the power out of it.”

Marina tried to commit suicide and Jenny is overrought. Hot ex lover of Marina’s to the rescue!

Kit walked in on Ivan coming out of the shower and saw his woman parts. He kicked her out of his apartment. What’s next?

And now there’s a new lady in the cast….the wonderful Carmen (whose hair I want).

OMG, I cannot get enough of those sexy, sexy lesbians.

Anyway, I’m thrilled to have finally mastered the fantastic program known as Bittorrent. It is only in this way that I can possibly get my L Word fix before I explode!

Complaints, Complaints, Complaints

- I have a horrendous cough which seems to indicate that I have yet another infection in my lungs. The albuterol (synthetic adrenaline) I take for my asthma is keeping me up all night, and not even NyQuil can make me fall asleep, it just leaves me lying there feeling simulatneously woozy and wired.

- My face doesn’t seem content to have just one zit, now I have a rash too! Itchy red bumps around my eye sockets. Gaah!

- Some stupid credit card company keeps sending me cards with ever skyrocketing limits. Today I got a platinum card with a $10,000 credit limit. What did I do to deserve this? NOTHING! I have no credit. I have never borrowed a fucking penny in my LIFE. Why do these jackholes keep harassing me?

- I also seem to be on the calling list for some annoying telemarketing computer that continually offers me a chance to get a credit card, refinance my mortgage and buy all new furnature in one easy step.

- I miss Andy

poo poo poo

Insights from a Sick Person

- I remember when it used to feel like an incredible effort to wash out the little plastic cup that comes with the Robitussin before I put it back on the top of the bottle. It was like this huge imposition my parents forced on me because for some reason they had a problem with the cap to the cough syrup bottle being sticky. Now all of a sudden, it feels completely normal to wash out the little cup after I use it. Does this mean that I’m growing up?

- I currently have a pimple on my forehead that could be mistaken for a horn. Normally, this would upset me and cause me to question the efficacy of my skin care regimen. Right now, it doesn’t bother me. I’m so sick that I’d look a fright with or without the protrusion.

- Also, check out my cool new personality quiz.

Dan Savage is a Genius!

“If the state can go after deadbeat dads and make them pay child support, why can’t it go after deadbeat infectors and make them pay drug support? Infect someone with HIV out of malice or negligence and the state will come after you for half the cost of the meds the person you infected is going to need. The person you infected is 50% responsible for his/her own infection.” - Savage Love February 22, 2003.

fucking incredible

Let’s do it!

Hear Those War Drums

There will be a draft in 2006. Know how I know?

The Bush administration has started the slow leadup to an invasion of Iran. Think back to late 2002 and early 2003. They were talking about Iraq the way they are now talking about Iran. It’s not long in coming.

We have a troop shortage that currently requires a backdoor draft.

My uncle, a Vietnam veteran, has been quietly called up to his local selective service board. He’s not supposed to talk about it.

We will invade Iran in 2006. There will be a draft. I will not serve.

The Protest

Another piece for writing nonfiction

Where has all the media gone?

In the interest of saving money, I canceled my web domain service. It’s not like I’ve been doing anything in show business worth publicizing on the web anyway, the only thing it was doing was sucking money out o fmy bank account. And there are other things I could put that mony to. Like designer handbags
So from now on, I’ll be snatching other people’s webstreams instead of hosting pictures on my own site. Suckas!

251!!!!!!

Well over the 224 vote margin Dean needs to clinch the DNC Chairmanship. This is SOOOOOOOO badass!

I feel like the Mariners just clinched the pennant!

Spongebob Squarepants is GAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Big fucking whoop!

Oh, Howard!

Today, the UAW endorsed Howard Dean for the DNC Chairmanship, all but sealing his victory.

“The door is shut. This thing is done. Put the fork in it,” Donna Brazile, a longtime Democratic political operative, said of Dean’s likely victory to the Kansas City Star.

We may have suffered defeat this November, but we sure as hell aren’t going to go quietly. Howard will be out there smacking heads, getting ish done, and making sure that we have one hell of a candidate in 2008.

Let’s turn the map blue again, people!

Oh Susanne

Quote of the day: “I think my mom warned me to stay away from girls like you.” - Roomie Susanne