Complaints, Complaints, Complaints

- I have a horrendous cough which seems to indicate that I have yet another infection in my lungs. The albuterol (synthetic adrenaline) I take for my asthma is keeping me up all night, and not even NyQuil can make me fall asleep, it just leaves me lying there feeling simulatneously woozy and wired.

- My face doesn’t seem content to have just one zit, now I have a rash too! Itchy red bumps around my eye sockets. Gaah!

- Some stupid credit card company keeps sending me cards with ever skyrocketing limits. Today I got a platinum card with a $10,000 credit limit. What did I do to deserve this? NOTHING! I have no credit. I have never borrowed a fucking penny in my LIFE. Why do these jackholes keep harassing me?

- I also seem to be on the calling list for some annoying telemarketing computer that continually offers me a chance to get a credit card, refinance my mortgage and buy all new furnature in one easy step.

- I miss Andy

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