Insights from a Sick Person

- I remember when it used to feel like an incredible effort to wash out the little plastic cup that comes with the Robitussin before I put it back on the top of the bottle. It was like this huge imposition my parents forced on me because for some reason they had a problem with the cap to the cough syrup bottle being sticky. Now all of a sudden, it feels completely normal to wash out the little cup after I use it. Does this mean that I’m growing up?

- I currently have a pimple on my forehead that could be mistaken for a horn. Normally, this would upset me and cause me to question the efficacy of my skin care regimen. Right now, it doesn’t bother me. I’m so sick that I’d look a fright with or without the protrusion.

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