An Open Letter to a Pair of Fuckers

Dear Messeurs Frist & DeLay,

The separation of powers exists for a reason: so that power-hungry idiots like you cannot control the judiciary. They are not SUPPOSED to be accountable to you. That’s their constitutional function!

The separation of church and state exists for a reason: so that religious fundamentalist nutbags like you cannot control the government. Your faith is not SUPPOSED to play a role in the government. That’s the constitutional function of the first ammendment.

The fillibuster exists for a reason: so that majority leaders like you cannot undermine the rights of the minority. Democracy exists to protect the minority as well as the majority.

The founders are turning over in their graves! Keep your religion out of my government! Keep your self-righteousness out of my Congress! Keep your nose out of my judiciary! Keep your laws off my body!

Very Truly Yours,
Teresa Valdez Klein