Oh Dan!

Daniel Rosenholtz is a hairy, hairy man. One time, he dressed up in a gorilla suit as a prank and he basically looked the same as he normally does. Tonight. we were having dinner at Frary with Michelle and Dan’s girlfriend Molly when this conversation ensued:

Dan: Don’t you remember when Chris put his balls on Maya’s head freshman year?
Molly, Michelle, Me: Not really, when did this happen?
Dan: Chris was singing the “balls on your head” song and then he came up behind Maya and put his balls on her head.
Me: I still think Chris would be a fun guy to go out with, hypothetically of course.
Dan: How about if I just save you the trouble and put my balls on your head?
Me: No thank you! Your hair would probably stick.

Michelle, Dan & Molly all bust up laughing

Dan: It’s not sticky, except after I exercise.

Molly blushes, obviously thinking of other occasions when Dan’s hair is sticky

Me: No, I was thinking we might get all tangled up.
Dan: It’s not like a brillo pad either! Maybe dental floss, but definitely not a brillo pad!