Mr. & Mrs. Smith Sucks & Other Tales

A few snippets from my brain today:

• I love Angelina Jolie for many reasons, most of which are enumerated here. But the movie that brought her together with her lesser half (a.k.a. Brad “little penis, ugly face” Pitt) is an absolute disaster.
• Did anyone else notice how none of the networks picked up President Bush’s speech at Annapolis today? It wasn’t even front page news on CNN.com for more than an hour, because he doesn’t have anything new to say. And those posters behind him! Those were so standard Bush administration. It’s like nobody in the White House knows what to do when their usual tactics stop working because they’ve gotten rid of anyone who ever had an original idea.
• My eyebrows really need to be waxed and I want a massage.
• I miss my girlies.
• Aeon Flux comes out on Friday. And its star, Charlize Theron supports gay marriage. Yes!

Written by Teresa Valdez Klein · Filed Under Miscellaneous Observations