Lamest. Rapper. Ever.
December 28, 2005
Britney Spears has been going downhill since her breasts bounced onto the scene in 1999. But now I think it’s official. She’s hit rock bottom. Not only did she have a kid with a total douchebag, but she’s actually plugging his stupid-ass website on her only slightly less stupid-ass website.
If the beats and lyrics featured on his site are any indication, Kevin Federline’s debut album is going to do even worse than Nick Lachey’s. Personally, I just think Britney is humoring his aspirations as a “rapper” so that he’ll be humiliated, go into hiding and stop acting like such a retarded dick in public.
I mean seriously, this guy’s first single is entitled “PopoZao!” (Listen to a short clip of the totally retarded beat and lyrics here.) What the fuck? I’d seriously like to introduce him to some real rappers so that they can beat the shit out of him.
Britney, what the hell were you thinking?
UPDATE 12-30-05, 8:00 pm Apparently the meaning of PopoZao is…a Brazillian Portuguese word for “booty culture.” And all this time I thought it meant “trailer trash.”
Also click here to down load a snippet of a leaked K-Fed song further proving his lameness. [WMA file]
And finally, Britney has even been hosting Federline’s website on her URL and then using DNS forwarding to make it appear like he’s got his own site. The cheap, lazy bum can’t even get his own URL. Mine costs $15 a year. Jesus Christ!
yeah forreal. didn’t britney totally rip on his stuff before though? kevin is complete trash. but at least he does his stupid shit publicly so we all have the benefit of being entertained by his jack-assery. i used to feel bad for char jackson (?), his ex-fiance, but now i’m just happy for her she doesn’t have to deal with him anymore. hopefully her kids didn’t inherit his retardo-genes.
oh, and that inverse track is awesome. i want to link them, but their url doesn’t work (inversehiphop.com).
wattup? How you doing? What you doin? giggin at all?
Later
T