Jim Webb - AUTHOR!

Now there are a lot of things I like about Jim Webb: he’s a former Vietnam marine, was President Reagan’s Navy secretary, currently has a son serving in Iraq, and accurately predicted exactly what was going to happen in this war.  He decided to run for Senate only because he felt Sen. George Allen was a lapdop for President Bush, and this former fratboy with no army expertise had no business pretending like he knew what war was like.

Webb is so strong on National Security he’s practically a Republican.  In fact, he used to be a Republican, and he only switched parties because he felt personally ashamed by George Allen and George W. Bush.

But then I found out something very disturbing.  Jim Webb wrote six books about war.  And in those books, he included scenes with murder and even rape.  What a pervert!  How dare he write a book about war that includes disturbing imagery.  I’m voting for George Allen.