I Just Ascended to a New Level of Geekiness…
January 3, 2007

January 3, 2007

Written by Teresa Valdez Klein · Filed Under Humor
9 Responses to “I Just Ascended to a New Level of Geekiness…”
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Picard is far awesomer, as is Janeway.
Oh, Janeway’s awesomeness is a foregone conclusion. She’s by far the hottest of the captains…
Kirk is cooler and he always got the girl.
Plus, he’s now on Boston Legal and he did bad songs in the 70’s!
Janeway drives me crazy–was wound up tighter than that spinster-ish bun on the back of her head. She’d make a damn good Star Fleet Academy Librarian though.
It’s clear the awesomer captain was Kirk–BUT only the murderous one in “Mirror, Mirror.” A close second is crazy-mean Kirk in “The Enemy Within.”
If I had to work for one of them, Picard is THE guy.
I sheepishly admit the first website I ever visited (on a 14.4 modem btw) was shatner.com. Glenn Fleishman had been joking about it the same day I got my connection up and running. “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds” was my first download.
I met Adam West last friday BTW!!
Picard has the better show, and is clearly the more qualified, competent, respectable, and able captain. However, Kirk free-climbed El Capitan. Winner, Kirk.
Steve: Librarian my ass! She took the bun down in later seasons. Besides, the bun wasn’t her fault. It was the stupid producers who were all obsessed with her hair. No matter what you say, you can’t argue with the badass husky voice.
[...] Here’s a recent instant messenger conversation of mine. Kirk-Picard debates are nice, but they are jock-talk compared to having conversation in computer code. [...]
It’s all Picard, baby. He was clearly the sharper cat. I’m with Steve on the Janeway thing. She was wound a bit too tight to be much fun.
Picard though - you know after a few Tequila shots, he’s be telling you all kinds of crazy ass stories. Kirk? Well, after a few shots he’d probably be crying his eyes out over a missing onion.
(And this from a non-Trekkie!)
Oh, and Steve, I’m totally jealous of the Adam West thing!
what about kate mulgrew? is that janeway? teresa! are you leaving kate for another woman??