Al Qaeda Beefing Up
July 24, 2007
The other day while I was hanging out with my friends Rye and Tony, Tony suddenly punched my in the face, breaking my nose. Rye laughed and called me a &%@!ing wuss. I responded by slapping Tony in the face, then pummelling Rye into a bloody pump for the next 20 minutes, while Tony laughed hysterically and threw things at me.
I know that seems like an odd chain of events, but we were trying to renact the War on Terror, with Tony as Osama Bin Laden Saddam Hussein, Rye as Saddam Hussien Osama bin Laden, and myself as George W. Bush.
I found out something interesting the other day; not only have we not captured Osama Bin Laden, but Al Qaeda’s bases in Afghanistan and Pakistan are as strong as they were before we attacked. Are we even looking for this guy anymore? Quick question for our readers: do you think we would have captured Bin Laden by now if we had not invaded Iraq?
Thats a good question. Its possible. Remember when Clinton was trying to find Osama and the Republicans were up in arms and mad about it? Funny how they forget things so quickly.
That is so true.. Laden is has even more stronger base in Pakistan than it was a five years ago. With all the United Sates support and funding, Pakistan’s terrorist training camps..which they call madarasas are growing like mushrooms.. It was very much evident, when they even turned against their govt… God knows when these fanatics see the real world !!