Free Money!!!
January 22, 2008
Oh my god, I am so excited. George W. Bush has just announced that he and the Democratically-controlled Congress are going to work together to give me a tax-rebate check of $800 dollars*!! Hooray!
I am totally going to go out and spend it on a new flat screen 36-inch HDTV from Bestbuy! Not only will I get a sweet new TV to replace my crappy three year-old 28-inch TV (what is this, Somalia?) but my purchase will help stimulate the economy and prevent a recession. Oh what a glorious day!
*800 dollar checks will be paid for by China and Saudi Arabia. We will not only owe $145 billion dollars, but the interest as well.
Oh, by the way, the 145 billion is on top of a nearly 10 trillion dollar debt.
So exactly what Japanese brand do you have your sights set on?