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What If Hillary Clinton Coached The Detroit Pistons?

June 13, 2008

Great piece of satire:

A statement from Detroit Pistons general manager Joe Dumars:

I wanted to say a few words about the Michigan Solution. No, not that travesty of justice. I’m talking about a fair, common-sense resolution of the Eastern Conference Finals.

Some in the media are declaring the series over because the Boston Celtics have won four of the six games played so far. But I don’t understand why, with a series this close and hotly contested, anyone would want to shut it down before we play a seventh game and have all the results in. As anybody who follows the NBA knows, a seven-game series would be good for the league, and the added competition would make the eventual victor, whomever it might be, a stronger opponent against the Los Angeles Lakers in the Finals.

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3 Responses to “What If Hillary Clinton Coached The Detroit Pistons?”

  1. Jim H on June 15th, 2008 9:17 am

    And you are compelled to refight what you’ve already won because…?

  2. Andrew Sparrow on June 16th, 2008 8:50 pm

    I thought it was a pretty damn funny story.

  3. jeff on June 18th, 2008 12:13 am

    I agree, funny story.

    I finally saw Obama’s health care plan, wondering if you caught it also and what you think. I’m going to post on my blog about it when I get a chance to put everything together.

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